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BEAVER. UNDEFEATED.

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Beaver discovers he's been employee of the month for 6 years at a job he quit.

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Beaver attempts to explain cryptocurrency to his grandmother. It goes poorly.

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Beaver shows up to a black tie event in a bathrobe. Wins best dressed.

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Beaver's LinkedIn says 'visionary.' His coworkers say 'he microwaves fish.'

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PEOPLE ARE SAYING THINGS

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"I wore this shirt to a job interview. I got the job. I don't know what that says about the company."

— Derek M.

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"My therapist asked me to stop wearing this. I ordered two more."

— Priya K.

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"I don't know who Beaver is but I feel like he understands me on a spiritual level."

— Chad W.

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