THE ARCHIVE

Beaver discovers he's been employee of the month for 6 years at a job he quit.

Beaver attempts to explain cryptocurrency to his grandmother. It goes poorly.

Beaver shows up to a black tie event in a bathrobe. Wins best dressed.

Beaver updates his LinkedIn headline to 'Chaos Architect.' Gets 47 recruiter messages.

Beaver enters the room. The room immediately regrets it.

Beaver tries intermittent fasting. Eats a full rotisserie chicken at 11:58 PM.

Beaver's therapist retires after their third session.

Beaver sends a 'quick question' email. It is 1,400 words.

Beaver describes himself as 'low maintenance' in his dating profile.